February 2012
76 posts
jenny0ath asked: only 79 days till our one year :3
"We're fucking Marines."
Sgt: Ok, here's the deal. We'll be delayed a couple of hours more.
*Room groans like crazy.
Sgt: Hey, we've been waiting for 5 months now. Another couple of hours shouldn't mean shit.
Jones: I wanna go home now!
Lacey: My wife's legs are spread out. She won't keep it open much longer!
*Room bursts to laughter.
Sgt: So that was her pussy talking to me on Skype?
*Everyone laughs some more.
Jacob: Someone tell the chair force to get their shit together Sgt.
Sgt: I could. But they're not in my chain of command.
Candyman (our corpsman - coz his name's too gay to mention): What's the hold up Sgt.?
Sgt: They're trying to fix the thingy that connects the hose to the fuel thingy.
Jones: They can't even fix their planes right.
Sgt: Hey, they need to fix that shit or we'll run out of fuel halfway home. Do you want to push the fucker the rest of the way?
Lacey: Damn right Sgt. We're fucking Marines. We do EVERYTHING.
*Everyone bursts into motardish "Ooh-rah!"
Being in love means sacrifice. I'm more than in...
Wow fuck him.
